Today I was walking downstairs to take a shower. I only had a towel on, my shorts were in my hand. And then, turning on the staircase, I see one of those huge mosquitoes, the ones where it seems their proboscis would reach your heart if they bit you. It was just hanging out underneath the rail.
And so I took my shorts that were in my hand, and I smacked it. But I never really saw it drop or anything, and I kind of had a thought that maybe it got caught in my shorts. But my towel was slipping, and so I rushed to the bathroom and took my shower.
But yeah, maybe that mosquito thing got caught in my shorts. Actually—I’m wearing them now—I kind of feel something touching my butt. And did it just move???
Ah!
